Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Test

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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