- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

I would rape her

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Obamacare haters

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

poop

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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