What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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This is not an anti joke.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Dogs in my home.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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