how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Yeah right loser!

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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your mum

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Nippies

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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