What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Lets go Yankees

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

your mum

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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