What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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The BCS

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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