A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Kelly Clarkson

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Anti Joke

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