Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Netflix and chill

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

So, same time tomorrow then?

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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