Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Women's Rights.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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whats long and green? weed

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Woman.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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