- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Whats wrong?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Dylan is a person

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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