ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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