Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Needless to say,

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

all these jokes suck ass

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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