OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Matt is not funny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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