What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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girls basketball

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Anti Joke

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