- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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