- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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