- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.