- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Why? Whats wrong?

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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