What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

You are Nerochan right?

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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