- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

zebras

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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