- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

This is not an anti joke.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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