why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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This is not an anti joke.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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