- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Knock knock. Come in.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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