Women's rights

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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TOBUSCUS

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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i dont like chris

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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