- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Bloody kids ...

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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