What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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matty russel are you on here

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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