What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Yeah right loser!

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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your mum

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Nippies

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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