- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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