What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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0 + 0 = 0

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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She said no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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