- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Hello Braydon

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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