A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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