Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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