How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Women.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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