A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Mike tyson

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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