Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

pickle sniffer

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Jaden McMichael

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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