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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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