What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Badgers are cool

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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justin bieber

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i like tits

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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