how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A homosexual walks into a church

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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