Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Badgers are cool

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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obama leadership

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

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