- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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My tractor broke down.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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