An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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do you want to hear a joke?

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Shut the cork up!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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