Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

skurfboards we love fat kids

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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