KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Women's rights.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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