- Anti Joke

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Homosexuals are gay.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door