- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Why did the book disappear?

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