- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

I am on a escalator.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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