Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

A homosexual walks into a church

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

THIS IS an anti-joke.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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