What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

obama leadership

Badgers are cool

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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