- Anti Joke

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

melon

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

We are lawyers

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.