Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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