Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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