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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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