Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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69

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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