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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I died shortly after writing this.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

A guy trips a blind man.

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