- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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