- Anti Joke

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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