Win and Beau have no friends

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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soccor

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Gianni

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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This is not an anti joke.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Nicolas Cage

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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