Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Muslim athletes.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What's the difference between a duck

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Republicans

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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