Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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