how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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