- Anti Joke

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

hi corey

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".