What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What's the difference between a duck

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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