- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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