A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How old are you? 20

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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