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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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