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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

So. The gays. ...

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Barack Obama

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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