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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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fava beans

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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i'm funny

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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