A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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