What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Wanna know something funny? Your face

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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