Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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your mum

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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25

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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