A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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