- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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