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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Yo mamas so fat.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Barack Obama

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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