i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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