Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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whats black? a black man

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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